Drinking a lot of alcohol has no positive consequences. The truth is that most people get drunk and behave in surprising ways, and they don’t remember most of what they did while drunk.
The next story is about a married man who was so drunk that he couldn’t remember the events of the previous night.
He woke up blue-eyed expecting trouble with his wife, but what happened was the opposite. Why? Watch and judge for yourself.
After a night of drinking with the boys, Jack, a married man, wakes up with a hangover.
He can’t remember coming home from the party.
He says, “Oh damn”, wondering if he did something wrong the night before.
Jack has to pull himself together to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees on the table are aspirins and a glass of water.
Jack sits down and notices that his clothes are clean and ironed for him.
He takes the aspirins and then cringes when he looks in the bathroom mirror and finds a huge black eye glaring back at him.
Then he discovers a note written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick hanging on the corner of the mirror: “Dear husband, last night you came home intoxicated and created a great racket.” But don’t be concerned! Breakfast is being prepared on the stove. I got up early this morning to go grocery shopping for your favorite dinner tonight. Darling, I adore you!
Regards, Jillian”
He stumbles into the kitchen, where a delicious breakfast, a warm cup of coffee, and the morning newspaper are all waiting for him. His son is also eating at the table.
“Son?” Jack inquires. “How did last night go?”
The truth comes out.
“Well, you arrived home after three a.m., inebriated and out of your mind.” You shattered the coffee table when you fell over it, then puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door.”
“So, why is your mother in such a good mood, and why is there breakfast on the table waiting for me?” he asks his kid, perplexed.
“Oh THAT!” his son exclaims. ‘Leave me alone, I’m married!’ you cried as Mom took you into the bedroom and tried to take your pants down. ‘I’m a married man!’
Jack was so relieved that he burst into tears!
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